Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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