I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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