yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
no you cant smoke seaweed
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Randomize
