Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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