Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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