Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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