we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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