Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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