i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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