your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I'm at about main and main street
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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