have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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