you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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