Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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