You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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