My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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