I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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