But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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