So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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