So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
