matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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