The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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