Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
