Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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