Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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