Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
she smelled like a LAN party
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
we're so committed to being not committed
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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