My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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