you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
It was confusing and full of hummus
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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