Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
We're too hungover to prance.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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