One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
The ass gains better be worth it
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