Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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