awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
