Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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