So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
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