U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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