Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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