There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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