theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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