I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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