Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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