The brown eye won't let me do that either.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
