My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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