so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
as a side note pls kill me
Panties = found
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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