I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
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