Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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