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After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
