He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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