the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
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