youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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