I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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