She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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