He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
This is classic penis vs brain.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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