Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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